itsy bitsy spider my ass

[sereneorange]

What is my one phobia? Arachniphobia

What bit me last night? Spider


Left hip. Is getting infected. Hurts like a mutha


Sweet Chocolate Christ I want to crawl out of my own skin.

Comments

[robcallahan.livejournal.com]

What bit you? As a tarantula keeper, I have some experience in antivenoms.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

Think it is a jumping spider

[robcallahan.livejournal.com]

You should get a tetanus shot for the bite itself. Jumping spiders are not much of a threat outside of the bacteria on their fangs.

Texas doctors probably have a broad spectrum anti-venom on hand, though. If the pain persists after the infection dies down, you might want to ask for that.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

I just made an appointment for 11:30. This sucker is infected

[miashart.livejournal.com]

Eeek! Get that checked out. It could get really nasty depending on the spider.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

it is getting ugly. I am going to doc tomorrow

[laffinman.livejournal.com]

so what's next? are we gonna turn into a wer-spider at midnight?
do i need to dig out my crusifix and wood stake?

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

oh yes.. .because I am coming for you

[(Anonymous)]

Youze got yer choice, reply (A), or reply (B)

(A)....laffin' can't reply....seems somethin scared the crap out of him and he lit outa here like his butt was afire......hmmmm....seems he done that right after reading somethin in a blog.....wunner whut it was???
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(B)..HA!! Give it yer best shot!!

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

silly

[laffinman.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'l have you know it took many long hard years of practice to achieve my station in life....months and months sweating it out at mother mary's funny farm..........