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sereneorangeI love people with a sick sense of humor. I was purusing this site and found this little gem about getting fired.
Our super decided we needed mandatory sensitivity training, broughtin some 60's types. Divided us into whites, blacks, etc and each told why we "resented" the others. Then why we were "proud" of our group. I as the "white male" said "I'm proud to be part of aculture known over theworld as a beacon for freedom, opportunity, and a place for oppressed peoples." The facilitator actuallysneered. We "healed wounds" by clapping for each group. Blacks, whites, women, stood and we clapped. Then she asked gays to stand . Then she asked us to clap for "Secretly gay 10% of the population" "Did I leave out anyone?" I stood and said "I always knew I was different. I really dug funerals, especially corpse skin . At puberty I realized I was a necrophiliac. I am tired of people saying I am perverted! I need love and acceptance, too!" The horrified looks on some of the older secretaries was PRICELESS My supervisor called me into his office and asked me "what the HELL were you thinking?" I asked the division chief on the way out if I had a chance at an EEOC lawsuit. She SCREAMED at me to get off the property.
Our super decided we needed mandatory sensitivity training, broughtin some 60's types. Divided us into whites, blacks, etc and each told why we "resented" the others. Then why we were "proud" of our group. I as the "white male" said "I'm proud to be part of aculture known over theworld as a beacon for freedom, opportunity, and a place for oppressed peoples." The facilitator actuallysneered. We "healed wounds" by clapping for each group. Blacks, whites, women, stood and we clapped. Then she asked gays to stand . Then she asked us to clap for "Secretly gay 10% of the population" "Did I leave out anyone?" I stood and said "I always knew I was different. I really dug funerals, especially corpse skin . At puberty I realized I was a necrophiliac. I am tired of people saying I am perverted! I need love and acceptance, too!" The horrified looks on some of the older secretaries was PRICELESS My supervisor called me into his office and asked me "what the HELL were you thinking?" I asked the division chief on the way out if I had a chance at an EEOC lawsuit. She SCREAMED at me to get off the property.
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Date: 2005-09-13 12:36 pm (UTC)maybe it's just my sick sense of humor...
Date: 2005-09-13 03:16 pm (UTC)Re: maybe it's just my sick sense of humor...
Date: 2005-09-13 03:19 pm (UTC)Re: maybe it's just my sick sense of humor...
Date: 2005-09-14 03:25 am (UTC)