middle school pickup
Oct. 3rd, 2005 09:14 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sereneorangeI stopped by a CVS this morning to grab a cold coffee drinkie thing, and when I came out there was this big-ish cholo looking kid. He flashes me the whites and says
"Hey Mami"
Me: *Mommy?* I look around for his mother.
Him: " Hey Mami, let me hit you up"
Me: "what?" ::very confused look on my face::
Him: "You got a man?"
Me: ::looking at his shirt that says "Pershing" on the chest:: "DUDE! I just dropped my son off at your school!"
Him: "I don't mind if you don't"
Me: "Are you kidding me?!? yeah..I mind a little...."
that is what I am attracting now? Middle School boys? I am about the exact opposite of Mary Kay Latourneau
"Hey Mami"
Me: *Mommy?* I look around for his mother.
Him: " Hey Mami, let me hit you up"
Me: "what?" ::very confused look on my face::
Him: "You got a man?"
Me: ::looking at his shirt that says "Pershing" on the chest:: "DUDE! I just dropped my son off at your school!"
Him: "I don't mind if you don't"
Me: "Are you kidding me?!? yeah..I mind a little...."
that is what I am attracting now? Middle School boys? I am about the exact opposite of Mary Kay Latourneau
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Date: 2005-10-03 02:13 pm (UTC)Ewewewewewewewewewewewewew.
I felt dirty for a week.
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Date: 2005-10-03 02:17 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2005-10-03 03:04 pm (UTC)I really can't believe that kid did that though. Seriously.
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Date: 2005-10-03 03:08 pm (UTC)??? is this like "tap that ass" or something?
who/what the hell does that work on?
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Date: 2005-10-03 03:08 pm (UTC)I am not sure, but I don't think that middle school children hitting on me is the litmus test for "gots it"
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Date: 2005-10-03 03:11 pm (UTC)Maybe it works on girls his age. I hope it doesn't work on his friends' mothers
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Date: 2005-10-03 03:13 pm (UTC)it's just that it reminds me of "can i hit you up" like for some money and such.
i don't know. i think i might have thrown up a little in my mouth if that happened to me :)
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Date: 2005-10-03 03:14 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-10-03 03:16 pm (UTC)*shudders*
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Date: 2005-10-03 03:18 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-10-03 03:59 pm (UTC)I finished drinking before I read that!
Ohh well atleast your getting chased.
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Date: 2005-10-03 04:04 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-10-03 04:24 pm (UTC)Just said somebody was trying to be a bigger dog then he is.
I'm so dateless, I doubt tying a pork chop around my neck would help.
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Date: 2005-10-03 07:11 pm (UTC)judge not the young sweet thangs for they have a stamina that would only sate the women of expirence. and you could train him right to please a woman.
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Date: 2005-10-03 08:08 pm (UTC)MILF
Date: 2005-10-04 12:06 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-10-04 02:26 am (UTC)::laughing:: That's hysterical.
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Date: 2005-10-04 01:13 pm (UTC)Re: MILF
Date: 2005-10-04 01:13 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-10-05 04:23 am (UTC)no, but seriously, that was fucking hilarious
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Date: 2005-10-05 04:33 am (UTC)