middle school pickup

[sereneorange]

I stopped by a CVS this morning to grab a cold coffee drinkie thing, and when I came out there was this big-ish cholo looking kid. He flashes me the whites and says
"Hey Mami"
Me: *Mommy?* I look around for his mother.
Him: " Hey Mami, let me hit you up"
Me: "what?" ::very confused look on my face::
Him: "You got a man?"
Me: ::looking at his shirt that says "Pershing" on the chest:: "DUDE! I just dropped my son off at your school!"
Him: "I don't mind if you don't"
Me: "Are you kidding me?!? yeah..I mind a little...."

that is what I am attracting now? Middle School boys? I am about the exact opposite of Mary Kay Latourneau

Comments

[lil-ms-drama.livejournal.com]

That's about as bad as the one time I went to the Burger King downtown and some kid said to me "I hope someday I can make you breakfast."

Ewewewewewewewewewewewewew.

I felt dirty for a week.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

eww.....

[outlaw-jesus.livejournal.com]

hahhaha! joo steel got eet, mang!

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

blecht. shush

[alichick2004.livejournal.com]

Haha! That's soo funny. What is up with kids? Looks like Con has a hot mommy! hehe, I believe there is a term for people like you... ;)

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

eeeew...don't use it!! The clerk at CVS used it about a month ago. He just graduated HS

[alichick2004.livejournal.com]

Well, I KNOW what the word is. I was nice enough NOT to use it. But just be glad you gots it. hehe.

I really can't believe that kid did that though. Seriously.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

"But just be glad you gots it. hehe."

I am not sure, but I don't think that middle school children hitting on me is the litmus test for "gots it"

[alichick2004.livejournal.com]

Well, no but I think you know what I am trying to say. While it's distrubing that he's in middle school AND so foward, I think it's kinda cute that this little boy is trying so hard to be smooth. But then again, I get amused by odd things.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

oh, and he was certainly cheesing it. Big old smile and winking at me while talking.
*shudders*

[alichick2004.livejournal.com]

Oh gosh!!! Yep, if he keeps that up, he'll be a daddy by age 15 with some little girl who hasn't learned to see past lines yet.

[gudenna.livejournal.com]

"let me hit you up"

??? is this like "tap that ass" or something?

who/what the hell does that work on?

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

I think that is what I means, I dunno...hence the confused look (well...that and it was a child talking to me)
Maybe it works on girls his age. I hope it doesn't work on his friends' mothers

[gudenna.livejournal.com]

i hope it doesn't work on any girl!

it's just that it reminds me of "can i hit you up" like for some money and such.

i don't know. i think i might have thrown up a little in my mouth if that happened to me :)

[wakeupkent.livejournal.com]

you?

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

uh no. It doesn't work on me.

[wakeupkent.livejournal.com]

you know that wasn't directed at you

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

um..I do now..

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

Ron seems to think you might want me to get this kid's number for you :D

[gudenna.livejournal.com]

ha. that boy bad mouths me everywhere he goes!

[fanatic.livejournal.com]

You are lucky!
I finished drinking before I read that!

Ohh well atleast your getting chased.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

Oh... I don't want to be chased by children.

[fanatic.livejournal.com]

I didn't say you liked it.
Just said somebody was trying to be a bigger dog then he is.
I'm so dateless, I doubt tying a pork chop around my neck would help.

[roshov.livejournal.com]

M I L F heheheheheehe

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

oh just you shush!!

[roshov.livejournal.com]

NOT only a MILF, but you've moved from the college boys down to the middle school boys ROFLMAO

[wakeupkent.livejournal.com]

that's disturbing... if not for the fact he called you mami, I'd think maybe you just look really young?

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

he didn't mean it like mommy...otherwise, all the construction workers and landscapers think I am their mother.

[onnotangu.livejournal.com]

I was chasing after women your age when I was that kids age..too bad My highscool teacher never took me up on it. :(

judge not the young sweet thangs for they have a stamina that would only sate the women of expirence. and you could train him right to please a woman.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

he cannot be in any grade higher than 8th.

[onnotangu.livejournal.com]

never mind I was in the 9th grade. :D

[robbzipp.livejournal.com]

That's about the funniest thing ever! My mom knew the Football coach there. I wonder if he's still there.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

check the website

MILF

[(Anonymous)]

Spank his ass and make him call you Miss Gerber - if you're nasty!

Re: MILF

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

you are just wrong, Fini, just wrong!!!

[kaelus.livejournal.com]

Connor's mom has goooot it goin' on....

::laughing:: That's hysterical.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

or mortifying...lol

[pinkpunkpornsta.livejournal.com]

that made my otherwise horrible day. thanks for sharing about how irresistable you are to boys your son's age ;)

no, but seriously, that was fucking hilarious

"Hey Mami"
Me: *Mommy?* I look around for his mother.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

lol...still creeps me out.