The Cat Punisher!!!

[sereneorange]

Something is going on with my cats. Tuesday night, while my sister was in a dead sleep, Lena and Saffie woke her up to having a full on brawl on top of her in her bed. I think she just started punching cats till they stopped.

Yesterday, I was walking into the living room to the desk, and Bhodi chased Lena in and they ran between my feet. I luckily set my coffee down, but fell into the edge of the desk, hitting my ribs, and into the office chair trying to catch myself and a foot broke off the chair. When I got done whimpering and crying (Shut up. It really freaking hurt) , I went to hunt them down to smack their skulls together like a set of Click Clacks. Fortunately for them, they hid well. I had to ice my side and purchase a new office chair.

They spent the rest of the day running around like freaks with big fat tails. Karen said that Bodhi ran into the living room and just ran his stupid self right into the couch, barely putting his paws up at the last minute to save his face and neck. Stupid Cat.

onnotangu showed me this. I think this would be a fabulous addition to my home. Cats acting up? Pew pew pew, right in the anus!!!

 

Comments

[meowvatar.livejournal.com]

Wow! You sure do have hyper cats!

I remember when mine persistently knocked over the trash. It didn't matter how many times we chased them with a squirt bottle...they kept it up until we moved, when they stopped.

I have one kitty now and he's a senior, so all he really does nowadays is sit on your lap and purr.

And yes, ribs DO hurt. I hope you didn't crack anything, not that there's anything much you CAN do if you did. *hugs*

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

nah. I didn't crack them. It just smarted for a few hours.

[meowvatar.livejournal.com]

Glad to hear that!

[eonblue21.livejournal.com]

my dog stands over me and stares (probably for hours) in the morning waiting for any sign of movement --- if i so much as blink its slobber-attack time

many a morning there's been a little (ok HUGE) puppy tossed as far as possible

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

my mother has a cat that waites for any eye movement, the slaps her with a paw in the eye

[eonblue21.livejournal.com]

that's a detail i forgot to mention

as soon as he sees movement, he starts swatting at me with his paw, then brushes up against me with his head and nudges repeatedly, then once i move more than a blink he starts the slobbers

[juciest.livejournal.com]

My stupid cats (when I actually liked cats more than I do now, my daughters aren't good for anything but shredding my couch) they would get their noses cold and wet and stick them on my nose to wake me up. Blech.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

gross. I hate when they touch me with their noses or put their little wet eyeballs on me.

[cosmicmisfit.livejournal.com]

How weird. My cats have been acting the same way. ::Cue Twilight Zone theme::

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

I am thinking the cold might be freaking them out