Seriously, Nickleback?

[sereneorange]

In addition to every damn song of theirs sounding the same, I cannot believe these lyrics come of the mouth of a fully grown 34 year old man.

got to meet the hottie with the million dollar body
they say its over budget but you'd pay her just to touch it come on
needs to hit the big screen and shoot a little love scene
if hollywood had called her she'd be gone before ya had her come on

pretty little lady with the pretty pink thong
every sugar daddy hittin on her all night long.
doesn't care about the money she could be with anybody
anybody ain't it funny how the honey wanted you all along

(you naughty thing)
your ripping up the dance floor honey
(you naughty women)
you shake your ass around for everyone
(your such a mover)
i love the way you dance with anybody
(the way you swing)
and tease them all by sucking on your thumb
your so much cooler when you never pull it out
cuz you look so much cuter with something in your mouth


crafty little lip tricks
tattoos on her left hip
she bending as your spending
theres no ending its so baby come on
dressed up like a princess
betting that her skin smells better
than the scent of every flower in the desert come on


pretty little lady with the pretty pink thong
every sugar daddy hittin on her all night long.
doesn't care about the money she could be with anybody
anybody ain't it funny how the honey wanted you all along

(you naughty thing)
your ripping up the dance floor honey
(you naughty women)
you shake your ass around for everyone
(your such a mover)
i love the way you dance with anybody
(the way you swing)
and tease them all by sucking on your thumb
your so much cooler when you never pull it out
cuz you look so much cuter with something in your mouth

she loves the night scene bar queen
living for the fun taking over every dance floor like shes the only one
in the spotlight all night dissing everyone
trying to look so innocent while sucking on her thumb

your so much cooler
when you never pull it out
so much cuter
with something in your mouth

(you naughty thing)
your ripping up the dance floor honey
(you naughty women)
you shake your ass around for everyone
i love the way you dance with anybody
(the way you swing)
and tease them all by sucking on your thumb

(you naughty thing)
your ripping up the dance floor honey
(you naughty women)
you shake that ass around for everyone
(your such a mover)
i love the way you dance with anybody
(the way you swing)
and tease them all by sucking on your thumb
your so much cooler when you never pull it out
cuz you look so much cuter with something in your

I am going to need people to start growing the fuck up.

You, too, Gwen Stefani. Don't think I didn't notice those retarded ass childish lyrics on your solo album. You can be as cute and pretty as you want to, but when you are in your 30's it should embarrass you to sing about boys and girls and the trifling crap you write about .

This Is The Key That Makes Us Wind Up
When The Beat Comes On, The Girls All Line Up
And The Boys All Look, But No, They Can't Touch
But The Girls Want To Know Why The Boys Like Us So Much

They Like The We Dance, They Like The Way We Work
They Like That Way That L.a.m.b. Is Going Across My Shirt
They Like The Way My Pants, It Compliments My Shape (she's Crazy, Right?)
They Like The Way We React Everytime We Dance

 

And someone should have beat your ass for Hollaback Girl. (but the marching band? That was genius. That crap made me love Fleetwood Mac. Tusk, anyone? Rocked, right? )

Yes it did.

Comments

[mehnaravenstar.livejournal.com]

I have a passionate hatred for Nickleback that borders on humorous simply because all of their lyrics are about women and a new and creative way to degrade them.

[angyllina.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHA I was thinking the very same thing when I heard this song for the 1st time on the radio the other day. *shudder* Reminds me why I DON'T LISTEN TO THE RADIO! heh

Sad that this will become some sort of hit and young peopele everywhere will think it's a great song.

Someone once asked me to sing a Gwen Stefani song at karaoke...After my response, they never asked again!

[meowvatar.livejournal.com]

You know how I see this as? More actual Hollywood reality -- what it's actually like to be them, to live there, to be in that environment -- than immaturity.

Clearly they are the same thing. :)

[theclamsman.livejournal.com]

I don't listen to the radio for "music". I am glad.

lol

[iamgeekgoddess.livejournal.com]

I've become a music snob. Sirius Radio all the way bb.

[1-rhiannon-1.livejournal.com]

*nods* You get a hell yeah on that one. I heard that Nickelback song on the radio for the first time like last week and couldn't believe what I was hearing! I mean, have these guys ever actually been laid? They sing like a bunch of horny teenagers. *headdesk*

I haven't heard much Gwen but I do remember Hollaback Girl. That one annoyed me to no end!

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

I just really liked no doubt so much and I dug her. She shouldn't be allowed to write music, though. Kind of like Fergie.

[1-rhiannon-1.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I loved No Doubt and I've always been awed by her energy and vigor when she performs. Not to mention her physique - good grief that chick has some impressive abs! I just didn't really understand the song. I'm not as hip as I once was *grin*

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

not an issue of hip. Is an issue of maturing and growing the hell up

[badjuju1.livejournal.com]

I love No Doubt and got to see them in concert, I was in the pit area right in front of the stage and she puts on a great show, very energetic (doing cartwheels across the stage LOL)

As for her first album....Hollaback Girl...yeah, a bit childish (okay ALOT) but catchy LOL Not that I'd purposely listen to it, but I do have to say that there are 3 songs on that album I like. Those 3 songs are 'Cool', '4 in the morning', and dammit I can't think of the name of the other one, it will come to me eventually but at the moment I can't think of it.....I can't even think of what Wind It Up sounds like. I definitely enjoy No Doubt songs better than any from her solo album though, that's for damn sure!

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

I liked cool. But the lyrics weren't stupid like Hollaback Girl and If I Were a Rich Girl and Wind it Up (the yodeling song)

[yep-i-am-dennis.livejournal.com]

Aww, Boo! I loved Gwen's first solo album.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[fizzyland.livejournal.com]

Fleetwood Mac playing Tusk with the USC marching band is one of the hottest performances ever.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

absolutely is. It is probably what made me join band

[antigone-ks.livejournal.com]

Dude, Gwen Stefani may be 39, but she's still bangin'.

It does annoy the piss out of me when grown women still refer to themselves as "girls" to the exclusion of all other words or phrases. Other GA does this. And every male is a "boy," even if he's our department chair.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

she is bangin' . But her lyrics are high school shit.

[rubygloomrox.livejournal.com]

I haven't heard this yet.

[phoenixejc.livejournal.com]

Nickelback gets on my nerves ever since they did that sng Photograph. That song makes me want to hit people, his voice is so whiny! I haven't heard this song, thankfully.

Gwenis just okay. She is to music what cotton candy is to food. Okay for an occasional treat, but not fulfilling when you're actually hungry.

Tusk!! OMG, LOVE THAT SONG!