Put what in my what?

[sereneorange]

The Doctors discuss Anal Beer Bonging and Vodka tampons

Girls, hit me up and correct me if I am wrong, but  wouldn't it be more difficult to insert an anything-soaked tampon into my tooter than to drink a boozy beverage quickly. Doesn’t that sound really hard?

I think if someone thinks using their anus or vagina to do their drinking is a great option, they might want to take a stop by a 12 step meeting.

The Doctors Discuss: Vaginal Vodka & Anal Beer Bongs @ Yahoo! Video

Comments

[1-rhiannon-1.livejournal.com]

You know, I'm just not that fond of vodka. And I certainly don't like beer well enough for that!

[badjuju1.livejournal.com]

I didn't even watch the video but........EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! What the hell is wrong with some people? Who would think of something this disgusting and strange....and potentially hazardous to their health?

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

very dangerous for your health

[badjuju1.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it gives me the heebie jeebies just thinking about it!!! What would that do to someone anyways? I mean, would it be pretty much immediate hospitaliztion or death or what? I don't know alot about that kind of stuff, but it just doesn't seem like a very good idea :/

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

very bad idea. I saw a video where Steve-O from jackass had someone give him a vodka IV. He was so lucky he didn't die.

[badjuju1.livejournal.com]

Those jackass guys are NUTSO especially Steve-O!!!

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

it must be hell to get them insured

[badjuju1.livejournal.com]

I'm sure it's damn expensive!

[badjuju1.livejournal.com]

okay, well on further thought, maybe death would be unlikely but hospitalization perhaps?

[tempest-azure.livejournal.com]

Have you ever tried to use a tampon and then it go in wrong. You try it again, just to situate so it isn't uncomfortable? It is a pain in the...well vagina. Inserting a already "used" tampon would be difficult...AND it is soaked in vodka? That would hurt like hell. Take a fucking shot instead.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

exactly. People are goofy

[nighthob.livejournal.com]

Shock, laughter, and disgust all at once.

Especially the part where the chick doc talks about the coochie skin cracking. Now pardon me while I hurl.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

gack! that phrase. Now I am picturing a bag of snacks at a truck stop "Coochie Cracklins"

[badjuju1.livejournal.com]

LMFAO You are horrible!!! And that's exactly why I like you so much :D

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

can you imagine your shock if you were just meaning to eat a bag of pork skin cracklins?

[badjuju1.livejournal.com]

*giggle-snort* Oh I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit imagining that! bleh LOL

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

have you ever seen pork skin cracklins? occasioanlly, there is a wirey hair coming out of a piece. I would imagine it wouldn't be much different with coochie skin cracklins.

[badjuju1.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, you are giving me a sideache from laughter LOL (and I just about spelled laughter: laffter) yeah, not good to type while laughing uncontrollably and unable to think straight! I have NEVER seen a wirey hair in my pork rinds though, that would be nasty!

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

would it be nastier than a hair in your cootchie skin cracklins?

[badjuju1.livejournal.com]

No, I would have to say that the cootchie skin cracklins would take the cake and win the nasty prize :X

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

[badjuju1.livejournal.com]

OMFG yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck!!!!

Those don't look like the pork rinds I've bought before LOL

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

those are homemade. mmmm.. delicious...

Apparently, before you fry it, you are supposed to singe the hair off.

[badjuju1.livejournal.com]

OMG no please make it stop!! Stop the insanity :X LOL

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

didn't know all about the pork skin cracklins, did you? Now you know... mwuh hahahahahah

[badjuju1.livejournal.com]

Apparantly not! Thanks so much (not LOL) for educating me :P

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

my pleasure, but your dry heaves were all the thanks I needed

[badjuju1.livejournal.com]

Oh I'm sure ;) Excuse me.....bleeeehhhhhhhhh Yeah, I just threw up :P

[angyllina.livejournal.com]

*giggle* I can't see the vid here at work, but OMG, I am just cracking up at the mental image of someone trying to shove a vodka soaked tampon up their cooch. Lordy!

Sheesh, half the reason i drink is because I LIKE IT. If I didn't, then I wouldn't. People are freaking weird!

[shimmerdance.livejournal.com]

I am soooooooooooooo not clicking that link.

and

I had no idea people did that.

and

yes, it would be near impossible for nice girls like us, but the kind of skank who does that could probably pick up a can of PBR if you know what I mean.

[wulfsbane.livejournal.com]

I think it gets absorbed faster into your bloodstream if you do it that way? It sounds like it might. But yeah, what the fuck.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

that is the point, but sweet jeebus. How fast do you need it in?

[antigone-ks.livejournal.com]

That reminds me of the story about Stevie Nicks making her assistant blow coke up her ass because taking it up the nose was hurting her voice.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

holy effing shitcock!!! Is that true? Tell me it is just an urban legend

[antigone-ks.livejournal.com]

Well, on the one hand she publicly denied it.

On the other . . . she publicly denied it. Don't most of those turn out to be true?

[phoenixejc.livejournal.com]

MUAHAHAHA!!!!! That's hilarious. Why haven't I watched this show? Is that for real????

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

is very for real. I haven't watched it though.

[presenttense80.livejournal.com]

I won't watch but I will say - at least your breath won't smell like Vodka when you go to work.
I would think it would burn? OWWWIE