Oh Happy Day!

[sereneorange]

Oh my goodness.. I have been laughing HARD for the past 10 minutes. HARD

Voldemort (okay his name is Robert, but don't say it out loud) is going to marry the cum dumpster. (I know my sister hates when I say that, but it is my little pet name for her, and if I wrote her name, no one would know what I was talking about. )

Whew! lol

Don't know if he knocked her up, or if they are getting married because he will live with her anyway (the foreclosure machine started on his condo), or if it is because she is the first dumbass to say yes, but this is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time.

My friend Tiffany suggest we throw her a bachelorette/ thanksfortakingrotdickoffthemarket party.

It is for real. They have a marriage license and everything (01-30-2008). Oh god, please don't let one of them screw it up before they go through with it.

Maybe she can help pull him out of the insane debt he is in with her secretary job.

oh, and for those that wanted a photo before here one is.

 

This makes up for any stress I have had lately. 30 minutes straight laughing.

Couldn't happen to two better people . :)

 

EDIT: THEY GOT MARRIED 2/23!!!! oh hell. I am lightheaded!! lol

Comments

[juciest.livejournal.com]

Never met her but I've seen the picture...I know the other person in the picture). Since I don't know them, only heard of them, I'll take it that it's a good thing this happened...at least for you...lol

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

It is good for me and hilarious for me. They can trade diseases back in forth until their naughty bits fall off. Neither of them can go for too long without cheating on people.

If you want the back story, look in my archives and start June 23. It goes through about October until he finally stopped stalking me.

[fizzyland.livejournal.com]

That photo makes me slightly ill.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

if you knew ALL the places that mouth had been it would be worse.

you have no idea how tickled this makes me.

[roshov.livejournal.com]

OMFG, he left you for THAT? hahahahahaha. At least the girl on the left is prettier.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

No. He cheated on me with that. Then he tried to get me to take him back for a month. Then when I changed my phone number and yahoo id, he stalked and threatened me for until mid October. Then 4 months later married her. *snicker*

That is the troll doll.

Have no idea who is on the left, but yup. she is cute

[popfiend.livejournal.com]

LMAO w/ you.

[rainygirl.livejournal.com]

I came in here to say that marriage licenses expire after 30 days, but then I saw your edit.

HAHAHA!

You are 1000000000x hotter than that troll. :)

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

"You are 1000000000x hotter than that troll. :)"

Thank you, and while that is true ;), it is mostly that I am smarter and better.

Lies. The most important thing is, they both got what was coming to them ( and what I wroted here and to him and said I WANTED to happen) they are together. It never occurred to me they would be dumb enough to marry. I thought they would just make each other miserable for a few years and move on to the next thing. This is even better.

[dferguson.livejournal.com]

He left a gorgeous doll like you for THAT?

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

No. He cheated on a gorgeous doll like me with that.
There was the asking and waiting for me to take him back, the stalking, and 4 months later, marrying her.

[xcentrikka.livejournal.com]

First of all, she is hideous. I am not usually superficial, but since she is so low down, I feel like it's okay for me to say that. Heh.

Man, isn't it funny how this shit works? Like, when you first break up with someone, you feel kinda mad or sad or hurt. But eventually you're like "THANK GOD!!! I could have ENDED UP WITH THAT FOREVER!!!"

Hah, I read my exes GFs blog sometimes, the one he left me for. I think she thinks I do it to keep tabs on him, but really it's to remind myself how freaking lucky I am. Because I seriously would probably still be with him if all of that shit hadn't happened. Yikes! He'd be like smoking pot and eating all my food and I'd be scrambling to pay our bills and have enough left over for his drugs and video games! Hahaha....

Okay, that was a bit of a digression. What I am trying to say is that I totally hear you on this, and you have an awesome attitude about it and yay.

And really. When I say hideous, I mean HIDEOUS.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

"Man, isn't it funny how this shit works? Like, when you first break up with someone, you feel kinda mad or sad or hurt. But eventually you're like "THANK GOD!!! I could have ENDED UP WITH THAT FOREVER!!!""

RIGHT?! I was really hurt when I found out he cheated on me. I dumped him because I knew it was best, but I was hurt. Weird thing is, I had been trying to figure out for MONTHS how to get out of it without him throwing some kind of hissy that would disrupt mine and my family's life. Didn't change the fact that I loved him, but I was getting so tired of him and all his drama.

There isn't a week that goes by that I don't think of something about him, smile and say, "thank god I don't have to put up with that anymore"

This years valentines was the best I ever had simply because I thought about the awful idea of having to spend it with him.

[jbluemoon.livejournal.com]

oh
my
g-d!

what an uglee... ok I'm not gonna say it... yes I am!

COW!

[thatvoiceguy.livejournal.com]

Please process this invoice for ONE BOTTLE OF EYE BLEACH.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

know what was worse? She had been hitting on me for months before he and she bumped uglies. She would come up to me at the ice house and rub her bulbus belly on me and talk real close. It was hard trying to be polite and crawl out of my skin at the same time.

[reanimated.livejournal.com]

i'm way late to the party, but you just made me laugh out loud, good sir.

[wakeupkent.livejournal.com]

Christ on a cracker, put that picture behind a cut! I don't want to keep seeing that each time I scroll through my friends page.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

lol. .noooooooooooooooooo.

EEWWW!

[tabola.livejournal.com]

So not sure what they are wearing in the pic. It looks like lingerie?! Anyhow, OMG chica you are so much...lets change that.. They are no where near Your league. You are Hot and Beautiful don't forget it. Besides they have some serious moral issues! Of course most the world does. Anyhow, love ya girl. Besides this is good news for you, until they split that is! Later, Me.

Re: EEWWW!

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

yeah, but when they split, he will be stalking HER, not me. He will yell and cuss at HER. He will call HER a whore and a piece of shit, not me.

This means I am done and I never have to hear from him again.

[squidflakes.livejournal.com]

Hahahhaha, I can't get over the expression on the face of the guy in the background. That's the face of a man who's looking though a telescope in to hell.

Is it bad that since viewing that picture, it hurts to pee?

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

holy crap!! Did she give you the clap over the internet?!?!

[meowvatar.livejournal.com]

Interesting how life turns out, huh? :)

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

funny how life turns out

[tubesoxrock.livejournal.com]

Oh damn. Thank god you dodged that bullet, girl. Heart you!

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

right?

[alexa511.livejournal.com]

Uhhhh. No words.

Except FUCKING GROSS.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

and they are PERFECT for each other

Dear Happy Couple

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

sweet chocolate christ, you two. About once a month you come back and read this post. Then you whine about it at little woodrows? Seriously? You are the one that comes and reads it. That is like reading someone's diary and getting all butthurt because they wrote something ugly about you. Don't like it? Don't read it you sad little fuck.

You have to know that I have ip address logging on all my entries, right. I am glad to see you have not been doing it from work, lately. I would hate to have to call your net admin.

And all the good stuff you are looking for is locked down anyway. You don't think I would actually let you two parasites in on my personal stuff, do you?

I heard all about your happy wedded bliss. *snicker* I would feel sorry for you, but you really did ask for it, now didn't you?

[reanimated.livejournal.com]

like i said...they deserve each other. ;p