Connor is funny post #69873947485959

[sereneorange]

While on Christmas break, Con sat around for the most part. He also started eating every damn carb he could find. I don't know what got into him. He knows better than to eat absolute shit like that. One of the days, he made a can of biscuits. I had a couple and he at the rest. Later, he went to preheat the oven to do it again and grabbed a couple of slices of bread to make some toast. I yelled out, "stop with the fucking bread!!!"  His ass actually got jiggly over xmas break. He gained 10 lbs in 2 weeks.

He kept saying he works it off, but we pointed out that the martial arts center was closed over the holiday and he wasn't working anything off.

I have no idea what got into him. All of a sudden he stopped looking at serving sizes and paying attention to what he was eating. I explained to him that while he was not fat at all, he needed to take a look at his family around him and understand he has a propensity for fatness. I explained to him that I had his build at his age and the same peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and fries did me in.

I told him about the Jeffrey Ross poem that my sister and I think is so funny. It is "Roses are red. Violets are blue. Enough with the bread, already! You've got an ass like a truck!"

Last night we were talking about something having to do with it. I said, "Roses are red. Violets are blue. " Con took over and said, "I am working it off. How about YOU?!" and pointed at me. I laughed so damn hard.

Damn that boy is funny.

Comments

[glowy-lovers.livejournal.com]

it is so hard when all that good food is around :(

[meowvatar.livejournal.com]

Cute. :)

[mac-arthur-park.livejournal.com]

I'm going to have to remember that poem when I start with the carbs. :)

Funny kid ya got there.

[fixed-air.livejournal.com]

Awesome!

[magsmom.livejournal.com]

I have always been the "big" sister. Even at my thinnest, (which I am NOT now) I have three sisters who are rail thin and another who is above a rail, but not much. My favorite poem was in a book when I was a kid:

Fat and Skinny Ran a race.
Skinny fell down and broke his face,
and fat won the race.

Oh yeah!

[eonblue21.livejournal.com]

I gained about 10lbs over the holiday, but it was a good thing i was being more cautious before the holiday, because I think i lost 10 lbs prior to it lol...

It's tough when there's cookies and fried turkey and mashed potatoes and all bad stuff around for the better part of a week and a half

But 10lbs is just as easy to lose as it is to gain, and i had fun

[gloriousburdens.livejournal.com]

oh man, i laughed.

[jenandbronze.livejournal.com]

LOL! He's good.... a poet but doesn't know it *grin*

[onnotangu.livejournal.com]

better not get rid of that plump cushion of sexified roundness.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

lol