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When I was attending UH, I was very active in the College Democrats of Texas and the Young Democrats of Texas. When Clinton came to town, the White House Advance Team asked us to volunteer for them. In return we would get a lovely photo of ourselves meeting the president. We were all falling over ourselves to sign up.
My sister really wanted me to wear a navy dress and a beret, as I bore a resemblence to Monica. Not wanting to offend the president, and every freakin person there, I said no.
I got to follow Wolf Blitzer around for hours. I was thrilled to be his toady. I was so impressed with him during the first Gulf War. That man has balls of steel. He is also freakishly short. Something I did not know.
Toward the end of the day, Clinton had to head to Wortham Theater for the Race and Sports talk. We lined up in the hallway heading from the Hyatt to the garage, because Clinton had very little time. I was determined to have him say more than, "Thank you." or " Hello." to me. I took a Pin (button) that I was wearing from the waistban of my pants and pinned it to my chest. My 44DD chest.(there is a reason for pointing this out, I swear) The pin said, "Will Rogers never met Pat Buchannan."
We are waiting and I see him coming down the line, sure enough handing out hellos and thank you's and hand shakes. He gets me to me. I am enthralled. I am not just standing in front of this amazing man that I have admired for a long time, I am shaking his hand. I am the most grateful girl on Earth.
He is shaking my hand and with his left hand points to my chest and smiles really big and says, with that great accent, "I like that!"
I am freaking... Oh my GOD! The president of the United States of America is checking out my RACK! He is a horn dog to the 10th degree!!! (see...there was a reason.)
Then I remember. The button. I am an ass.
We continue, he asks where I got it. I told him at the Texas young Democrats convention a month earlier. He asked what I did there and I told him about the part I took in the creating of our platform. He thanked me and moved on.
Later that night several of us took some of the off duty secret service agents to Harlan's Bayou Blues and got drunk and sang karaoke. Those are some very large men.
That was a really good day.

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Date: 2004-08-29 10:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kinvore.livejournal.com
Hehe great story. Knowing Bill, he probably meant he liked both the button AND your breasts. :P

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Date: 2004-08-29 10:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serene-orange.livejournal.com
well.. I can only hope he did.

Damn that man is sexy

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Date: 2004-08-30 03:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prowly.livejournal.com
Those are some very large men.

so... forget pornstar - now it's "hung like a secret service agent?"

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Date: 2004-08-30 04:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serene-orange.livejournal.com
now, prowly, I said I got drunk with them... not that I slept with them. I meant their stature. Why must you assume just because I got drunk, I saw willies? I mean.. just because a chick gets drunk and has sex with a few sports teams... that doesn't mean she is slutty

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Date: 2004-09-06 04:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prowly.livejournal.com
so getting plastered with a cute member of the opposite sex does not automatically equal sex!? Oh shit... I've left porn world again, haven't I? Damn it to hell!!

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Date: 2004-09-06 05:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serene-orange.livejournal.com
why oh why would you leave porn world then complain in a post about lack of female contact..sheesh

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Date: 2004-09-07 12:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prowly.livejournal.com
I got lost!! Like I'd deliberately leave Porn World!!??

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Date: 2004-08-30 03:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smalltownhero.livejournal.com
LOL thats hilarious.. but he still had to look at your chest to see the button.. so you can honestly say that Clinton checked out your chest LOL

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Date: 2004-08-30 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serene-orange.livejournal.com
yes... I will always have that...*sigh*

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Date: 2004-08-30 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] derektion.livejournal.com
No, no, he checked out your chest. ONLY your chest. Keep it that way.

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Date: 2004-08-30 05:30 am (UTC)

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Date: 2004-08-30 05:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mengus.livejournal.com
That's a great story. I love Big Bill, and I would have made him a modern era FDR, damn those pesky term limits!

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Date: 2004-08-30 06:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrama.livejournal.com
Hey!...I want Bill to look at my boobs!! Think he'd even look twice at a 36B? Maybe I'd need a few of those buttons.

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Date: 2004-08-30 11:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onnotangu.livejournal.com
most amusing president ever.
will vote again.

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Date: 2004-08-30 07:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] avocado123.livejournal.com
That's fabulous. Clinton was cool, and I'm sure he didn't mind checking out your 44DD's (comedian Jimmy Pardo calls DD's "Danny DeVitos".)

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Date: 2004-08-31 03:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangermouse74.livejournal.com
mmmm boobs! can i see? ;-) and that is pretty cool.

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Date: 2004-08-31 08:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangermouse74.livejournal.com
mmmmm i like you already ;-)

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