Man, am I ever underpaid!

[sereneorange]

Yoinked from antigone_ks I'm worth $1,599,555.87! How much are you worth?

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[depravedangel.livejournal.com]

Rock!
I'm worth $1,700,649.72! How much are you worth?

[prowly.livejournal.com]

I'm worth $2,574,970.25! How much are you worth?

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

fucking men... hmmph

[prowly.livejournal.com]

Okay guys have a slight advantage. I'm bored, so I looked into it:

1. Base diff between M and F: $484,463.17 (no other questions answered)

2. You lose $1154.65 for each consecutive year starting with age 10. (Age *does* work against you :( )

3. White are worth the most. From there:
Asians: -$101,986.39
Others: -$152,474.69
Hispanics: -$201,953.24
Blacks: -$202,963.00
(I went with Asian, though I technically qualify under everything but black)

4. You gain $4,296.61 for every inch in height (I guess I'm a little taller than you at 6'1"?)

5. Based on average build, you:
lose $93,147.16 for being underweight
gain $46,573.57 for being muscular
lose $186,294.32 for being overweight
lose $232,867.89 for being obese
(I went with average as that's my goal, though I suppose overweight or obese would be more accurate)

6.Based on daily exercise, you:
lose $98,064.72 for a few times a week
lose $147,097.08 for once a week
lose $196,129.44 for an occasional workout
lose $245,161.80 for rarely working out
lose $343,226.52 for never working out
(I need to work out every day!!)

7. Amount of body hair does not factor in at all

8. You gain $7,313.02 for every 1/2 inch on your dick (ok you got a free 3 inches, so don't bitch. I wish I could get a free 3 inches. Being average cost me nearly 88 grand!! The truth comes out - size DOES matter!!! :( )

9. Based on no cavities, you:
lose $3,107.56 for having 1
lose $7,768.89 for having multiple cavities (yay for good teeth)

10. Based on 90-110 IQ:
-$5,435.25 for not knowing your IQ
-$108,705.13 for <75
-$54,352.56 for 75-89
+$54,352.57 for 111-125
+$163,057.70 for 126-140
+$217,410.27 for 141-170
+$326,115.40 for 171+
(finally a question that worked in my favor!!)

I'll stop now because I don't feel like doing the income due to too many options. Hope you enjoyed it. (I know you didn't) :/

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

I am tall-ish 5'10" so I got a little somethin-somethin for that.
Size absolutely matters.. so I got extra for that. (bra)
Damn my 30's. and my gender. and my weight.
crap

[avocado123.livejournal.com]

$1,796,200.91? I was robbed! I'm worth at least two billion. That's after taxes.