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WTF?

C: customer- nothing from nothing leaves nothing

M:
Me- yes sir, and rocks are an acceptable currency too..

C: I want to
know how much I have in my checking and savings

M: The checking
account is not open. It was charged off because of a $550 overdraft on the
account in July.

C: Is my pension check in yet for
January?

 M: No.The account was closed in July.

 C: I need you
to reopen it.

M: Sir this account cannot be reopened. It was
charged off this summer because of a negative $550.00 balance.

C:
Can I write a check off the account?

M: *headdesk*

(no subject)

Date: 2004-12-31 04:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] obsidian-cat.livejournal.com
"Yes... you can write as many checks as you want! Take a trip to the Bahamas, buy yourself some new clothes and gifts for the family. See you in Levenworth."

(no subject)

Date: 2004-12-31 04:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smalltownhero.livejournal.com
OMG... it never fails.. i think the idiots are directed to YOUR extension... haha

(no subject)

Date: 2004-12-31 05:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roshov.livejournal.com
he he duh....i'm in idiot needing to spea...BEEP (Marilyn you have a phone call, transfering now, don't try to run, we see you!!)

(no subject)

Date: 2004-12-31 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prowly.livejournal.com
"yes sir... as soon as you deposit more than $550, we'll reopen an account for you nad you can write checks for whatever is left after we deduct the money you stiffed us on 6 months ago."

(no subject)

Date: 2004-12-31 10:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schwa242.livejournal.com
"What if I write you a check for $550 from that account?"

(no subject)

Date: 2004-12-31 11:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serene-orange.livejournal.com
that is exactly what happens

(no subject)

Date: 2004-12-31 11:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serene-orange.livejournal.com
cool. you are qualified to come sit at my desk. Want I should have a courier deliver my badge and passwords?

(no subject)

Date: 2004-12-31 11:59 pm (UTC)

(no subject)

Date: 2005-01-01 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prowly.livejournal.com
I would love to, but I'm gonna be too busy getting liquored up at work by myself tonight. woo hoo!! merry christmas!

(no subject)

Date: 2005-01-01 06:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serene-orange.livejournal.com
how is that going? being productive

(no subject)

Date: 2005-01-01 06:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prowly.livejournal.com
I've only managed to finish the 750ml bottle of bacardi ready to pour bahama mama so far... I've barely made a dent on the bottle of rum

(no subject)

Date: 2005-01-01 06:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serene-orange.livejournal.com
I have thought before about filling a little bottle of cranberry juice with some vodka. juice mixture...thought would make my job a little easier..


damn. Time to quit.

(no subject)

Date: 2005-01-01 06:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prowly.livejournal.com
I haven't had a single call yet

(no subject)

Date: 2005-01-01 06:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serene-orange.livejournal.com
I couldnt beleive I got to leave early today. We had fewer calls, but still a steady stream

(no subject)

Date: 2005-01-01 06:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prowly.livejournal.com
I won't get to leave early :(

(no subject)

Date: 2005-01-01 07:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serene-orange.livejournal.com
any coworkers to party with? who the fuck is driving you home?

(no subject)

Date: 2005-01-01 07:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prowly.livejournal.com
me. I'll be fine by 6:30

(no subject)

Date: 2005-01-01 07:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serene-orange.livejournal.com
oh..then take a nekkid drunken lap around the office.

(no subject)

Date: 2005-01-01 07:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prowly.livejournal.com
I've done that sober. (don't ask)

(no subject)

Date: 2005-01-01 07:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serene-orange.livejournal.com
oh.. I am askin'... I am going to need you to elaborate on that one, Ron

(no subject)

Date: 2005-01-01 07:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prowly.livejournal.com
I work alone. No one else in the building. Being naked is the least of the things I've done here.

(no subject)

Date: 2005-01-01 07:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serene-orange.livejournal.com
Don;t stop there....

(no subject)

Date: 2005-01-01 07:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prowly.livejournal.com
I haven't

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