Banking HUH?

[sereneorange]

WTF?

C: customer- nothing from nothing leaves nothing

M:
Me- yes sir, and rocks are an acceptable currency too..

C: I want to
know how much I have in my checking and savings

M: The checking
account is not open. It was charged off because of a $550 overdraft on the
account in July.

C: Is my pension check in yet for
January?

 M: No.The account was closed in July.

 C: I need you
to reopen it.

M: Sir this account cannot be reopened. It was
charged off this summer because of a negative $550.00 balance.

C:
Can I write a check off the account?

M: *headdesk*

Comments

[smalltownhero.livejournal.com]

OMG... it never fails.. i think the idiots are directed to YOUR extension... haha

[roshov.livejournal.com]

he he duh....i'm in idiot needing to spea...BEEP (Marilyn you have a phone call, transfering now, don't try to run, we see you!!)

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

that is exactly what happens