I don't know why I dig the Quizzies so much.

now..I can think of at least one person on LJ that needs to take this test *snicker* but I went ahead and took it too. It is complete BS though, anyone can alter it to look sane.I could have all of you fooled. lol

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid:	Moderate
Schizoid:	Low
Schizotypal:	Low
Antisocial:	Low
Borderline:	Low
Histrionic:	Moderate
Narcissistic:	Low
Avoidant:	Low
Dependent:	Low
Obsessive-Compulsive:	Low
-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! --

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	High
Level 2 (Lustful)	Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	High
Level 7 (Violent)	Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	High

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Babies

Alright, I have gathered from the people I work with that I am a damaged woman. I don't like babies. There I said it. People always swoon about how yummy they smell. That is not so. Baby products smell good. Babies stink. They have a diet that is heavily dairy and the little buggers are sour smelling. Scrub them with pine o pine and a wire brush and they are still sour.Then there is the issue with the fact that they are needy little parasites. They don't do ANYTHING but shit eat and sleep. Useless. I know it seems especially wrong, what with me being a mother and all, but Con is mine and quite frankly was an exceptional baby. It is like the great forces in nature knew what I could handle and gave me a kid that did not hardly cry, picked his big ass up at 5 1/2 months and began walking while holding on with furniture, could speak clearly ( and is 9 years old on his 3rd language thank you very much-can read, speak and write in spanish but we are losing the sign language. I need to work with him on that) and is witty as hell. Damn I hate a child that is a dullard. People bring their little bags of stink to the office and start to hand it to me. I do not want the friggin' baby. Bring it back when it is walking and talking and wiping it's own ass. Then I will ooh and ah over your child. I do not get the baby craving that I see women go through. I swear the best birth control is baby sitting.