Pickle Phobia
Jun. 2nd, 2008 08:32 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sereneorangePhobia's are not funny, but if they were, a pickle phobia would be the funniest. This poor girl is terrified of them. Maury's staff is all but throwing them at her to get her to confront her fear.
I wonder if they consulted a psychologist first?
Poor girl is a waitress, too.
Maury: What if a customer wants a pickle?
Pickle Girl: Too bad!
I wonder if they consulted a psychologist first?
Poor girl is a waitress, too.
Maury: What if a customer wants a pickle?
Pickle Girl: Too bad!
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(no subject)
Date: 2008-06-02 03:50 pm (UTC)You're welcome.
Considering the state his house was in, I doubt the boy washes any of his crevices. Mmm, crumbs.
...Feel the bulemic ball in the back of your throat yet? You know I can get more graphic if I need to.
(no subject)
Date: 2008-06-02 03:53 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-06-02 03:54 pm (UTC)...Are you suuuuuuure? ;D?
(no subject)
Date: 2008-06-02 03:55 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-06-02 04:00 pm (UTC)You love it. Maybe that ol' cowboy ought to send you an email sometime soon.
;D
(no subject)
Date: 2008-06-02 04:03 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-06-02 04:15 pm (UTC)I so effing did.
(no subject)
Date: 2008-06-02 04:21 pm (UTC)Now I'm going to go make me a raspberry walnut smoothie minus the Josh gunk. Ewww.
Jack, you're just sick and abusive...lol
(no subject)
Date: 2008-06-02 04:24 pm (UTC)Please to be delivering said smoothie to the galleria area for me.
(no subject)
Date: 2008-06-02 04:53 pm (UTC)Ha ha, I forgot that we have a Person Who Actually Touched Its Nasty Parts amongst us.
You, my dear girl, have no idea as to the kind of torture I've imparted upon poor Marilyn for a few years now. Ask me more about "The Cowboy" and I might just send you an email. ;)
Walnuts, huh? Were they as shrivelled as walnuts or what? ;D
(no subject)
Date: 2008-06-02 05:02 pm (UTC)Evil you are.
He's too bloated for anything to be shriveled.
*snort*
(no subject)
Date: 2008-06-02 04:21 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-06-02 04:36 pm (UTC)I went and got some plain, non-fat yogurt and some chopped walnuts. I'm going to add a little micro-nutrient twist to my diet and have a smoothie every day in place of one of my protein supplements. One cup of plain non-fat yogurt (all the different brands have differing amounts of calories and protein grams, it was a pain in the ass), two tablespoons of chopped walnuts, and one serving of a dark berry fruit (1/4 c blueberries, or 9 dark cherries, or 1 c raspberries, or 12 small strawberries (or 4 Texas sized strawberries...lol) (you could have blackberries and red grapes too, but they're not on my diet)) and ice if you want, mix it up in a blender or use a wand blender (like I do), and voila...super smoothie. The only change to my prescribed diet is adding the yogurt and walnuts. Just about everything else recommended is already on my diet.
(no subject)
Date: 2008-06-02 04:39 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-06-02 04:50 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-06-02 04:58 pm (UTC)I'm not the one talkin' about walnuts and dangleberries.
(no subject)
Date: 2008-06-02 05:03 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-06-02 05:33 pm (UTC)Marilyn's the one with the Cowboy Dangleberry fetish. She wouldn't keep talkin' to me if she didn't have one.
(no subject)
Date: 2008-06-02 05:35 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-06-02 06:12 pm (UTC)Shit eating grin.
Date: 2008-06-02 06:35 pm (UTC)Ooo, you're a dirty girl today, huh. Let's play two peeps, one cup.
Re: Shit eating grin.
Date: 2008-06-02 06:36 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-06-02 06:12 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-06-02 06:35 pm (UTC)That's what I said.